Booger - An Introduction (A play by Mojito)

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Actors: Papa Libre, Mama Libre, Mojito Jr., Beverage King

Stage Setting: Family Room of Mojito Manor
- Stage Left: Papa Libre, sitting with his back turned, chatting on Facebook with Beverage King
- Center Stage: Mama Libre on the couch struggling with one of Mojito Jr's nostrils.

Papa Libre: "Beverage King is typing out dialogue from Orgasmo"
Mama Libre: "Mojito Jr. has a ginormous boogy in his nose! I've got to get that out!"
Mojito Jr.: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Mama Libre: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Got it!"
- Mama Libre wipes booger on a napkin and rests it on the couch to be thrown out later-

Beverage King (in chat): "So, how are things?"
Papa Libre (in chat): "Oh, things are good. We're spending the holidays at...hold on a second"

Papa Libre turns around to look at the scene behind him.

Mojito Jr.: giggling maniacally runs behind a chair
Mama Libre (disgusted): "Jr. just grabbed the booger off the napkin and is trying to eat it!"

Papa Libre turns back to the computer to finish typing.

Papa Libre (in chat): "Mojito Jr. just ate a booger and is laughing hysterically behind a chair."
Beverage King (in chat): "Ha ha ha."

FIN

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