In grade school, the nurse's office had a spare pair of the ugliest got-danged plaid pants I have ever seen.
These were nicknamed the "Piss Pants".
Anyone that had to wear them was destined to be called Piss Boy for the rest of the year.
I'm curious. Was my school the only one that had this phenomena?
Also, our uniforms (Catholic school) were navy pants and a white shirt. We could never figure out why they didn't just have a spare pair of blue pants. Instead, the principal and nurse made damn sure that you could spot the one kid that pissed his pants that day by giving him a pair of yellow, orange, green, and red plaid pants to go with the Hush Puppies.
Also, I could've used a couple of spare pairs of "Piss Pants" while attending college parties...
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I'm guessing that's outlawed today. and you can't call someone a Piss Boy...that's just too un-PC. Now you have to refer to them as "Urinarilly Challenged" and reward them for being open and honest enough to piss all over themselves. They probably get a cookie or a medal or something.
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